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There's a Crocosaurus
in my Closet

A googly-eyed creature once lived in my closet.

Crocosaurus was his name.

With jam-covered claws and muddy sneakers like mine.

He broke half my toys and lost all the rest.

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Don’t ask where he came from—I simply can't say.

(He must have been already there.)

But after I came, he marked up the walls, threw my clothes on the floor.

And I was the one who got blamed.
 
 
 
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The Three Little Pigs
(a Case of Mistaken Identity)

Three little pigs who hailed from East Macon
(Think you know where I’m going with this?)
Met a sleeping prince and thought he was fakin’.
A memory stirred, so they gave him a kiss,
But the comatose dude  just wouldn’t awaken.

Now everyone knows that a smooch has a duty
To rouse a spell-bound sleeping beauty.
But the pigs should have known
From the man’s pasty skin tone
That the last thing he was was a cutie.

So departed those pigs from East Macon,
Whilst Mister van Winkle kept on dreaming of bacon.


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The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Storm?
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